I’m supposed to be watching fireworks at the park right now, but like a cunt my friends cancelled.
Via I Come To You In Pieces, So You Can Make Me WholeOKAY EVERYBODY. We’re making a census for Potter heads on Tumblr. We’re going to try to count exactly how many Potter heads are on Tumblr for 2011. All you have to do is REBLOG THIS if you are a Potter head.
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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
Yes!! I’m a wizard and a pirate! :D haha
(Source: was-deathsyoungerbrother)
Clever.
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again, less people laughed this time. He cracked the same joke again and again. When there was no laughter in the crowd , he smiled and said, “You can’t laugh about the same joke again and again, then why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again?”
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If I want someone, they don’t want me. If someone wants me, I don’t want them. If we both want each other, they live in narnia or some shit.
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Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
About me
Nikki. August'94. Filipino. Childish. AnimeFreak. VideoGame Addict. Noob. Deceitful. Bookworm. Procrastinator. Music. Eminem. Seafood. Chicken. Mango. StrawberryKiwi. Chocolate. Milk. BubbleTea. Filmography. Photography. ETC.A Child Forever ♥
